That’s right dirt fans. We’re doing the unthinkable.

The flood gates are now open (quite literally), and we want to see your efforts! Send in your pics here wipes@dumptionary.com and make your little splash in the toilet bowl of history. All entries are, of course, anonymous, and would no doubt brighten up the site. If you like brown. You know what we’re looking for – an explanation of the inspiration for your train of thought and a picture of the dirty little deed itself.

If you are lacking in imagination or literary skill, our very own Barles Glaswin on the Creative Licence Desk here at Dumptionary Towers will more than gladly oblige to add colour to your prose. And Poo.

Have at it dear readers – and don’t strain an aneurysm.

The Dumptionary Team

We are now on twitter -@dumptionary – FECK!
(If you are in China, get VPN’d up…)

It is what it is…errrrr, we’ll see!