Dropping so hot it’s turned pan-water to steam, Dumptionary.com are delighted to present to you yet another smattering from our chilly northern correspondent Barles Glaswin.

Blatantly still under the heady influence of Tony Robbins, Barles recounts the heart-warming story of the Kenny G as seen through his eyes.

The sharper-eyed members of the anal-isys team were particularly excited with the sweetcorn quotient in this puppy.

Our very own poet laureate, Barles Glaswin, has imparted on us another fine tale in Barles’ Special Species. The fourth in the serial, we take you to the charming village of Darrowby and proffer an enchanting insight into: All Creatures Great and Small. Enjoy!

Updated.Correct pic has now been supplied, Thank you Chargel!

That’s right, dirt-fans. Still in it’s infancy as, let’s be honest, are we, Dumptionary.com now has a Facebook fan page for your viewing pleasure. Sure to be full of teaser shots (we’re still not sure what we can get away with before certain banishment), we have yet another forum to keep apprised of our latest stern-nuggets.

You can find us here Dumptionary on Facebook for now. Dedicated Facebook buttonery to follow on the website soon!

Peace and love. The Dumptionary Team

A hearty effort from one of dear readers has just been uploaded for your viewing pleasure – the Turbaconucken. Intrigued? As well you should be! Head on through to it and be educated.

Introducing another new entry into the King of Jacks section, a little beauty all the way from Austria. Check out the Flann O’Gratz here!

That’s right dirt-fans. Hot on the heels of yesterdays grand unveiling of the King of Jacks section we have, scorching in at number 2, The Posh Office.