(gelu puer)

In a passing nod to the Frosty Boy ice cream company of Australia; “Often Licked, Never Beaten!”. Not something we’d recommend.

This outstanding effort displays a rare duality of rich moccha and creamy Devon fudge hues that leaves one feeling really quite astounded. One member of the anal-ysis team concluded it probably could not be replicated through a carefully monitored dietry plan, and was more likely the result of a fungal infection of the bowel. Possibly even intestinal parasites of the protozoa family.

No matter. We at Dumptionary.com salute this worthy contribution.

Special thanks to Pooper-Cooper, the Bowl-Butcher of Shanghai.