Assisted NirvanaWait for Dump Here

(succurro iucunditas olympus)

The Assisted Nirvana can only be considered a cruel twist of fate. Just as the Nirvana cannot be planned or hoped for, the Assisted Nirvana cannot be redacted or re-negotiated.

Some dumptioneers like to wipe the seat pre-dump; others, forget the faith required post-wipe when in search of the Nirvana.

When pooh-paper hits the bowl and contributes to what appears to be a Nirvana, it must without doubt be considered to be “assisted”.

It is somewhat akin to knocking a fit bird one night after the bar, only to find her school uniform on the floor the morning after. SCORE! But not…..