CaimenWait for Dump Here

(crocodilus tego texi tectum)

When a nice firm lumber goes into the toilet pan, however the nose is defiantly poking out of the water.

The ideal time of day to spot a fine Caiman would be the morning after a Guinness/nachos evening. Ideally, the birther (lumber junkie, stern nugeter or loaf giver) would eat a plate of nachos first, then a brace of Guinness.

Thus giving a nice graduation from nose to tip – tan to black./p>